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RE: A tiny bit of humor

From: Ruiz, Mary A (CAP, CDI) <Mary.Ruiz_at_gecapital.com>
Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2000 09:32:14 -0400
Message-Id: <10617.116719@fatcity.com>


I cannot speak for you but this whole thing makes me crave a Happy Meal !

mar

-----Original Message-----
From: Jared Still
Sent: Monday, September 11, 2000 11:41 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: A tiny bit of humor

I'm McTired of the whole McMess.

McCertification is a McPersonal choice for everyone to McMake.

McManagers sometimes make misguide McHiring decisions based on the McPaper the the McInduhvidual supplies them.

Whether one is McCertified or not has little McBearing at how good you are at McScrewing up the McDatabase.

Jared

;)

On Fri, 8 Sep 2000, Eric D. Pierce wrote:

>
> Or at least try find out what the certified McDBAs prefer when
> making the excrutiating decision between the McNugget sauces:
>
> Bar-B-Q
> Honey-Mustard
> Ranch
> ...
> (forgot the rest, sorry, maybe someone else knows them all, it must
> have been on the McCertification exams)
>
>
>
> -----
>
> Date sent: Fri, 08 Sep 2000 10:41:11 -0800
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
<ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> Send reply to: ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com
>
> > Get a life!
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: September 08, 2000 1:16 AM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> >
> >
> > to carry from a very long day into what is going to be a very long
night:
> >
> > Just read over a candidate's resume. It states:
> >
> > "Currently pursuing the Microsoft Data Base Administrator Certification
> > (MCDBA). "
> >
> > McDBA? That's a really good one!!!
>
> --
> Author: Eric D. Pierce
> INET: PierceED_at_csus.edu
>
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Jared Still
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