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RE: A tiny bit of humor

From: Nikolay Kumanov <nkumanov_at_zgb.bg>
Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2000 09:21:21 +0300
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MCDBA?? Is it supposed to mean "Must Consult a DBA"?  

Dr. Nikolay Kumanov

MIS Manager, Zeitungsgruppe Bulgarien GmbH 47, Tsarigradsko chaussee, Sofia 1504, Bulgaria phone: +(359-2)4339-643, fax: +(359-2)946-1286 mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg <mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg>

"Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering mistakes. Real boats rock." - Frank Herbert, "Chapterhouse: Dune"

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From: Koivu, Lisa [mailto:lkoivu_at_qode.com] Sent: Friday, September 08, 2000 8:16 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: OT: A tiny bit of humor

to carry from a very long day into what is going to be a very long night:

Just read over a candidate's resume. It states:

"Currently pursuing the Microsoft Data Base Administrator Certification (MCDBA). " McDBA? That's a really good one!!!

Lisa Rutland Koivu
Oracle Database Administrator
Qode.com
4850 North State Road 7
Suite G104
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33319

V: 954.484.3191, x174 
F: 954.484.2933 
C: 954.658.5849 

http://www.qode.com <http://www.qode.com>

"The information contained herein does not express the opinion or position of Qode.com and cannot be attributed to or made binding upon Qode.com."

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<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Dr. Nikolay Kumanov</FONT> </P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>MIS Manager, Zeitungsgruppe Bulgarien GmbH</FONT>
<BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>47, Tsarigradsko chaussee, Sofia 1504,
Bulgaria</FONT> <BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>phone: +(359-2)4339-643, fax: +(359-2)946-1286</FONT> <BR><U><FONT face=Arial color=#0000ff size=2><A href="mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg">mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg</A></FONT></U> </P>
<P><FONT face=Arial size=2>"Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show
you someone who's</FONT> <BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>covering mistakes. Real boats rock." - Frank Herbert, "Chapterhouse: Dune"</FONT> </P>
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  <DIV class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr align=left><FONT face=Tahoma   size=2>-----Original Message-----<BR><B>From:</B> Koivu, Lisa   [mailto:lkoivu_at_qode.com]<BR><B>Sent:</B> Friday, September 08, 2000 8:16   AM<BR><B>To:</B> Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L<BR><B>Subject:</B> OT: A   tiny bit of humor<BR><BR></FONT></DIV>   <P><FONT face=Arial size=2>to carry from a very long day into what is going to   be a very long night:</FONT> </P>
  <P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Just read over a candidate's resume.&nbsp; It   states:&nbsp; </FONT></P>
  <P><FONT face=Arial size=2>"</FONT><FONT face=Arial size=2>Currently pursuing   the Microsoft Data Base Administrator Certification (MCDBA). "</FONT> </P>

  <P><FONT face=Arial size=2>McDBA?&nbsp; That's a really good one!!!&nbsp; 
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  <P><B><FONT face=Arial size=1>Lisa Rutland Koivu</FONT></B> <BR><FONT 
  face=Arial size=1>Oracle Database Administrator</FONT> <BR><FONT face=Arial   size=1>Qode.com</FONT> <BR><FONT face=Arial size=1>4850 North State Road   7</FONT> <BR><FONT face=Arial size=1>Suite G104</FONT> <BR><FONT face=Arial   size=1>Fort Lauderdale, FL&nbsp; 33319</FONT> </P>   <P><FONT face=Arial size=1>V: 954.484.3191, x174</FONT> <BR><FONT face=Arial   size=1>F: 954.484.2933 </FONT><BR><FONT face=Arial size=1>C:   954.658.5849</FONT> <BR><FONT face=Arial size=1><A target=_blank   href="http://www.qode.com">http://www.qode.com</A></FONT> </P>   <P><I><FONT face=Arial color=#000000 size=1>"The information contained herein   does not express the opinion or position of Qode.com and cannot be attributed   to or made binding upon Qode.com."</FONT></I></P></BLOCKQUOTE></BODY></HTML> Received on Fri Sep 08 2000 - 01:21:21 CDT

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