RE: A tiny bit of humor

From: Koivu, Lisa <lkoivu_at_qode.com>
Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2000 03:12:50 -0400
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No, like McDonald's was my interpretation. McRib, McNuggets, McFish, McDBA... the cheap version of something that could be good if it was of higher quality.

But that is a perfect acronym...

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From: Nikolay Kumanov [mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg] Sent: Friday, September 08, 2000 3:25 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: A tiny bit of humor

MCDBA?? Is it supposed to mean "Must Consult a DBA"?

Dr. Nikolay Kumanov

MIS Manager, Zeitungsgruppe Bulgarien GmbH 47, Tsarigradsko chaussee, Sofia 1504, Bulgaria phone: +(359-2)4339-643, fax: +(359-2)946-1286 mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg <mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg>

"Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering mistakes. Real boats rock." - Frank Herbert, "Chapterhouse: Dune"

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From: Koivu, Lisa [mailto:lkoivu_at_qode.com] Sent: Friday, September 08, 2000 8:16 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: OT: A tiny bit of humor

to carry from a very long day into what is going to be a very long night:

Just read over a candidate's resume. It states:

"Currently pursuing the Microsoft Data Base Administrator Certification (MCDBA). " McDBA? That's a really good one!!!

Lisa Rutland Koivu
Oracle Database Administrator
Qode.com
4850 North State Road 7
Suite G104
Fort Lauderdale, FL 33319

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like McDonald's was my interpretation. McRib, McNuggets, McFish, McDBA... the cheap version of something that could be good if it was of higher quality.</DIV>
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<DIV align=left class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr>-----Original Message----- From: Nikolay Kumanov [mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg] Sent: Friday, September 08, 2000 3:25 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: A tiny bit of humor </DIV> <DIV>MCDBA?? Is it supposed to mean "Must Consult a DBA"?</DIV>

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  <P><FONT face=Arial size=2>Dr. Nikolay Kumanov</FONT> </P>
  <P><FONT face=Arial size=2>MIS Manager, Zeitungsgruppe Bulgarien GmbH</FONT> 
  <BR><FONT face=Arial size=2>47, Tsarigradsko chaussee, Sofia 1504,

Bulgaria phone: +(359-2)4339-643, fax: +(359-2)946-1286 <A href="mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg">mailto:nkumanov_at_zgb.bg</A> "Show me a completely smooth operation and I'll show you someone who's covering mistakes. Real boats rock." - Frank Herbert, "Chapterhouse: Dune" <BLOCKQUOTE dir=ltr style="MARGIN-RIGHT: 0px"> <DIV align=left class=OutlookMessageHeader dir=ltr>-----Original Message----- From: Koivu, Lisa [mailto:lkoivu_at_qode.com] Sent: Friday, September 08, 2000 8:16 AM To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: OT: A tiny bit of humor </DIV> to carry from a very long day into what is going to be a very long night: Just read over a candidate's resume.  It states:  
"Currently pursuing the Microsoft Data Base Administrator Certification (MCDBA). "

    <P><FONT face=Arial size=2>McDBA?&nbsp; That's a really good one!!!&nbsp; 
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    <P><B><FONT face=Arial size=1>Lisa Rutland Koivu</FONT></B> <BR><FONT

face=Arial size=1>Oracle Database Administrator Qode.com 4850 North State Road 7 Suite G104 Fort Lauderdale, FL  33319 V: 954.484.3191, x174 F: 954.484.2933 C: 954.658.5849 <A href="http://www.qode.com" target=_blank>http://www.qode.com</A> "The information contained herein does not express the opinion or position of Qode.com and cannot be attributed to or made binding upon Received on Fri Sep 08 2000 - 02:12:50 CDT