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FW: Virus Alert

From: Maser, Donna (SEA) <DonnaMaser_at_Chiroscience.com>
Date: Fri, 23 Jun 2000 12:50:50 -0700
Message-Id: <10537.110328@fatcity.com>


this joke really hits the spot today!

TGIF!!!!
> > There is a new virus going around called WORK. If you receive
> > any sort of WORK, whether via e-mail, Internet, or simply handed
> > to you by a colleague, do not open it. Those who have opened WORK
> > have found that their social life is deleted and their brain ceases
> > to function properly.
> >
> > If you do encounter WORK via e-mail or are faced with any WORK at
> > all, purge the virus by sending an e-mail to your boss with the
> > words 'This is too much for me, I'm going out for a soda. This better
> > not be here when I get back.'
> >
> > Your brain should automatically delete the WORK. If you receive
> > WORK in paper document form, simply lift the document and drag the
> > WORK to your trash can.
> >
> > Send this message to all your friends in your address book. If you do
> > not have anyone in your address book, then the WORK virus has already
> > corrupted your life!
Received on Fri Jun 23 2000 - 14:50:50 CDT

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