RE: BLOND ALERT!

I don't want to look like a gatesque drone without the sense of humor, I just didn't want to have another fight on this mailing list. It has been a while since I've had my last email war. It makes no sense, firearms is so much better.

-----Original Message-----
From: Ruth Gramolini [mailto:rgramolini_at_tax.state.vt.us] Sent: Tuesday, June 20, 2000 2:37 PM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: Re: BLOND ALERT!

I wasn't getting on Mladen, my computer was down yesterday so I came in late to this thread and was just giving my $.0.02 worth. I don't mind the mindless threads or the off-topic ramblintgs but I remember back awhile when not all of our members took jokes the same way. That's why Jared had to put an end to them. That's all... no offense meant or taken. Ruth
----- Original Message -----
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com> Sent: Tuesday, June 20, 2000 11:42 AM

> Geez Ruth, I think Mladen was just commenting on the current "thread".
> Most of us know that Jared said "No More Jokes", however if you are going
> to get on one about the thread (joke or not) then you should get on all.
I
> agree, some of the content of this list is not Oracle or DBA related,
> however sometimes it's a nice change of pace. Especially if you are in
the
> middle of ripping your hair out. There could have been a more polite way
> of saying "please don't waste the lists time".
>
>
> Christine Turner
> Database Administrator
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>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Ruth Gramolini [SMTP:rgramolini_at_tax.state.vt.us]
> Sent: Tuesday, June 20, 2000 7:47 AM
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> Subject: Re: BLOND ALERT!
>
> Just because you heard it from you daughter doesnt' mean it's appropriate
> for the list. Why do you think that Jared said 'no more jokes'. RBG
> ----- Original Message -----
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> Sent: Monday, June 19, 2000 7:57 PM
>
>
> > Mladen,
> >
> > What goes "screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech,
> vroom,
> > screech, vroom, screech, vroom... ???
> >
> > A blond driving through a flashing red light.
> >
> > ...As told by my blond but intelligent 10 year old daughter.
> >
> >
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Mladen
> > Sent: Monday, June 19, 2000 4:26 PM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> >
> >
> > David, you've just made an enemy out many blondes. My wife happens to be
> a
> > very intelligent blonde, but
> > fortunately for you, she's not subscribed to this email list, probably
> > because she's a social worker.
> >
> > -----Original Message-----
> > Sent: Monday, June 19, 2000 6:51 PM
> > To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L
> > <snip>
> > In case you are a blonde, this is a joke.
> >
> > --
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