Re: VIRUS ALERT!

        Oh God. This is serious folks.

:)

> "Shockey, David" wrote:
>
> VIRUS ALERT!
>
> Watch out for this one.
>
> If you receive an email entitled "Badtimes," delete it immediately. Do
> not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty.
>
> It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also
> delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer.
>
> It demagnetizes the stripes on ALL of your credit cards.
>
> It reprograms your ATM access code, screws up the tracking on your VCR
> and uses subspace field harmonics to scratch any CD's you attempt to
> play.
>
> It will re-calibrate your refrigerator's coolness settings so all your
> ice cream melts and your milk curdles.
>
> It will program your phone auto dial to call only your mother-in-law's
> number.
>
> This virus will mix antifreeze into your fish tank.
>
> It will drink all your beer.(For God's sake men are you listening?!?!)
>
> It will leave dirty socks on the coffee table when you are expecting
> company.
>
> It will replace your shampoo with Nair and your Nair with Rogaine, all
> while dating your current boy/girlfriend behind your back and billing
> their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.
>
> It will cause you to run with scissors and throw things in a way that
> is only fun until someone loses an eye.
>
> It will rewrite your backup files, changing all your active verbs to
> passive tense and incorporating undetectable misspellings which
> grossly change the interpretations of key sentences.
>
> If the "Badtimes" message is opened in a Windows95/98 environment, it
> will leave the toilet seat up and leave your hair dryer plugged in
> dangerously close to a full bathtub.
>
> It will not only remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and
> pillows, it will also refill your skim milk with whole milk.
>
> **WARN AS MANY PEOPLE AS YOU CAN.**
Received on Mon Jun 19 2000 - 18:32:59 CDT