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> And we don't need to pay Jared. We just have to get him some Friday joke to
> cheer him up. :P

See below for this week's early cultural enrichment no-joke friday submission.

eg, next time they suggest running a vendor demo on a prod instance, see what happens if you address your boss along the lines of:

 "Thou villainous clay-brained barnacle" or
 "Thou craven hasty-witted miscreant"

regards,
ep

• Forwarded message follows -------

>Shoulde ye neede a pythie insult betimes, herein
>lies a path to making many a merry scolde.
>
>To construct a Shakespearean insult, combine one
>word from each of the three columns below, and preface
>it with "Thou":
>
>Column 1 Column 2 Column 3
>
>artless base-court apple-john
>
>bawdy bat-fowling baggage
>
>beslubbering beef-witted barnacle
>
>bootless beetle-headed bladder
>
>churlish boil-brained boar-pig
>
>cockered clapper-clawed bugbear
>
>clouted clay-brained bum-bailey
>
>craven common-kissing canker-blossom
>
>currish crook-pated clack-dish
>
>dankish dismal-dreaming clotpole
>
>dissembling dizzy-eyed coxcomb
>
>droning doghearted codpiece
>
>errant dread-bolted death-token
>
>fawning earth-vexing dewberry
>
>fobbing elf-skinned flap-dragon
>
>froward fat-kidneyed flax-wench
>
>frothy fen-sucked flirt-gill
>
>gleeking flap-mouthed foot-licker
>
>goatish fly-bitten fustilarian
>
>gorbellied folly-fallen giglet
>
>impertinent fool-born gudgeon
>
>infectious full-gorged haggard
>
>jarring guts-griping harpy
>
>loggerheaded half-faced hedge-pig
>
>lumpish hasty-witted horn-beast
>
>mammering hedge-born hugger-mugger
>
>mangled hell-hated joithead
>
>mewling idle-headed lewdster
>
>paunchy ill-breeding lout
>
>pribbling ill-nurtured maggot-pie
>
>puking knotty-pated malt-worm
>
>puny milk-livered mammet
>
>qualling motley-minded measle
>
>rank onion-eyed minnow
>
>reeky plume-plucked miscreant
>
>roguish pottle-deep moldwarp
>
>ruttish pox-marked mumble-news
>
>saucy reeling-ripe nut-hook
>
>spleeny rough-hewn pigeon-egg
>
>spongy rude-growing pignut
>
>surly rump-fed puttock
>
>tottering shard-borne pumpion
>
>unmuzzled sheep-biting ratsbane
>
>vain spur-galled scut
>
>venomed swag-bellied skainsmate
>
>villainous tardy-gaited strumpet
>
>warped tickle-brained varlet
>
>wayward toad-spotted vassal
>
>weedy unchin-snouted whey-face
Received on Wed Jun 14 2000 - 18:52:15 CDT