Re: [OFF TOPIC] Haiku (was: Unix Question about

> Leonardo Fernandez wrote:
> >
> > Hi Gurus,
> > On Unix,
> > I have a tape
>
> Hello DBA,
> On my old Unix server
> I have a tape drive.
>
> g
>
>

Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.

• - - - - - - - - - - - - A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
• - - - - - - - - - - - - Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.
• - - - - - - - - - - - - Errors have occurred. We won't tell you where or why. Lazy programmers.
• - - - - - - - - - - - - Seeing my great fault Through darkening blue windows I begin again
• - - - - - - - - - - - - The code was willing, It considered your request, But the chips were weak.
• - - - - - - - - - - - -

I have more, but Jared may get p@*^ed off with this trivia.

But what the heck, it is Friday. Received on Fri Jun 09 2000 - 15:14:45 CDT