RE: Work vs marriage

SHARED_POOL.KEEP('HAPPY')
SHARED_POOL.UNKEEP('FIGHT'); :)

Bhat

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From: Steve Orr [mailto:sorr_at_arzoo.com]
Sent: Friday, June 02, 2000 7:15 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L Subject: RE: Work vs marriage

All things worthwhile in life require a little tuning now and then... not just database systems. Consider the following syntax:

ALTER SYSTEM SET CAREER_RESOURCE_LIMIT = TRUE; ALTER SYSTEM SET FAMILY_RESOURCE_LIMIT = FALSE; If you ever get in an argument try...
ALTER SESSION ADVISE NOTHING;
DROP ROLE MACHO;
DROP PROFILE COMBATIVE; Generally you want to avoid the following: REVOKE ALL PRIVILEGES ON BANKACCOUNT FROM SPOUSE CASCADE CONSTRAINTS FORCE; or...
ALTER USER SPOUSE ACCOUNT LOCK; Be faithful...
ALTER SYSTEM SET PARALLEL_ADAPTIVE_MULTI_USER = FALSE; To patch things up don't try...
STARTUP FORCE; rather...
ALTER OUTLINE HAPPYMARRIAGE REBUILD;
SET ROLE LOYALSPOUSE IDENTIFIED BY HUGSNKISSES; Of course the most important of all is:
COMMIT; Except for the first two, these are syntactically correct. Any more?

Steve Orr

-----Original Message-----
Gramolini
Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2000 9:57 AM
To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L

I would change jobs, a computer isn't going to be very much comfort when you get old. IMHO Ruth
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> work 1 marriage 0 and getting worse.
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