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Re: Oracle DBA opening remote frozen tundra wastelands

From: GenericOracleList <ORALIST_at_sswdserver.sswd.csus.edu>
Date: Wed, 24 May 2000 10:51:56 PST
Message-Id: <10507.106564@fatcity.com>


(sent: Wednesday 10:55am PDT (West Coast America))

> Date sent: Wed, 24 May 2000 08:06:06 -0800
> To: Multiple recipients of list ORACLE-L <ORACLE-L_at_fatcity.com>
> From: Donita Hilfinger <dohi_at_gwl.com>
> Subject: Pls let it die - RE: Oracle DBA opening in Englewood, CO

...
> I am not a headhunter. I am a DBA working for GWL and we do have a position open
> for an Oracle DBA (and yes, headhunters can be a pain, but they can also be
> helpful if handled correctly).

http://www.dbajobs.com
...

Section I - Top 10 Resume Bloopers
...

Blooper #1 - Responsibility makes me nervous

Blooper #2 - They insisted that all employees get to work by 8:45 every morning. Couldn't work under those conditions.

Blooper #3 - Was met with a string of broken promises and lies, as well as cockroaches.

Blooper #4 - I was working for my mom until she decided to move.

Blooper #5 - The company made me a scapegoat just like my three previous employers.

Blooper #6 - While I am open to the initial nature of an assignment, I am decidedly disposed that it be so oriented as to at least partially incorporate the experience enjoyed heretofore and that it be configured so as to ultimately lead to the application of more rarefied facets of financial management as the major sphere of responsibility.

Blooper #7 - I was proud to win the Gregg Typting Award.

Blooper #8 - Please call me after 5:30 because I am self -employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job.

Blooper #9 - I procrastinate especially when the task is un-pleasant.

Blooper #10 - My goal is to be a meteorologist. But since I have no training in meteorology, I suppose I should try stock brokerage. Received on Wed May 24 2000 - 13:51:56 CDT

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