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Just want to share a joke I read [message #565067] Thu, 30 August 2012 05:27 Go to next message
vincentH4357
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Registered: August 2012
Location: Denver, Colorado
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Life Before Computer

An application was for employment
A program was a TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano!
Memory was something that you lost with age
A CD was a bank account
And if you had a 3 ½ inch floppy, You hoped nobody found out!
Compress was something you did to garbage, not something you did to a file
And if you unzipped anything in public, you'd be in jail for awhile!
Log on was adding wood to a fire
Hard drive was a long trip on the road
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived
And a backup happened to your commode!
Cut - you did with a pocket knife
Paste you did with glue
A web was a spider's home
And a virus was the flu!
Laughing
Re: Just want to share a joke I read [message #565455 is a reply to message #565067] Tue, 04 September 2012 10:11 Go to previous messageGo to next message
vincentH4357
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haha...nice imaginations, after long day work I was very tired, this joke really filled some energy in me. But how- backup is commode?!
Re: Just want to share a joke I read [message #565461 is a reply to message #565455] Tue, 04 September 2012 10:38 Go to previous messageGo to next message
Michel Cadot
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You laugh at your own joke and congratulate yourself.
Hmmm, schizophrenia?

Regards
Michel

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Re: Just want to share a joke I read [message #565473 is a reply to message #565461] Tue, 04 September 2012 11:58 Go to previous messageGo to next message
vincentH4357
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I was going through the forum and read the joke again. But this time when I read it that backup thing hit my mind. LOL.
Re: Just want to share a joke I read [message #565616 is a reply to message #565455] Wed, 05 September 2012 09:54 Go to previous message
c_stenersen
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The backup was IN your commode.
A toilet can be called a commode. And what happens when your pipes are clogged is that you can get a water backup in it.
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