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Man and Woman Wed, 20 January 2010 03:08
LOGIC AND HUMOUR..........

Equations! - This is the best I have read in a LONG time
Equation 1

Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

Therefore:

Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work

In other words,

A Human that doesn't know how to enjoy = Donkey that works.

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ ++ ++
Equation 2

Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Man = Donkey + earn money

Therefore:

Man-earn money = Donkey

In other words

Man who doesn't earn money = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +
Equation 3

Woman= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:
Woman = Donkey + spend
Woman - spend = Donkey

In other words,

Woman who doesn't spend = Donkey

++++++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++ +++++++++

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3

Man who doesn't earn money = Woman who doesn't spend

So Man earns money not to let woman become a donkey!
And a woman spends not to let the man become a donkey!

So, We have:

Man + Woman = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money

Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude

Man + Woman = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

sriram
Re: Man and Woman [message #439946 is a reply to message #439921] Wed, 20 January 2010 05:26
 pablolee Messages: 2844Registered: May 2007 Location: Scotland Senior Member
i prefer:

Mathematic proof that Women are evil

first, we state that women require time and money:

Women = time * money

...and as we all know, "time is money":

Time = Money

...and therefore:

Women = Money * Money = (Money)^2

...and because "Money is the root of all evil":

Money = sqrt(evil)

...therefore:

Women = (sqrt[evil])^2

...and we are forced to conclude that:

Women = Evil

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Re: Man and Woman [message #620172 is a reply to message #439921] Tue, 29 July 2014 12:31
 Lalit Kumar B Messages: 3123Registered: May 2013 Location: World Wide on the Web Senior Member
I am in a very good mood today

Quote:
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep

Therefore:

Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy

@Ramoradba, the start of the first equation is itself wrong mathematically. You cannot cancel two positive expressions, it would only add up. In this case, only and only if you have a negation before any of the expreasions, then and only then you can negate the expressions.

So, logically and technically the derived output is flawed

P.S. @Pablolee, your case is an universal truth, lol

Re: Man and Woman [message #620209 is a reply to message #439946] Wed, 30 July 2014 01:22
 martijn Messages: 283Registered: December 2006 Location: Netherlands Senior Member
I do not need math to reach that conclusion.

I see empirical evidence everyday at my couch
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