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shaz
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Registered: June 2009
Senior Member

A Great Writer

There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire become a great writer.

When asked to define great he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger".

We are happy to report that the young man achieved his lofty goal. He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.


Who are smarter? doctors or engineers??

7 Engineers and 7 Doctors are going from PUNE to Mumbai. So all of them gather at Pune Station. Both groups are desperately trying to prove their superiority.

SCENE 1 (PUNE- MUMBAI) :

7 engineers take only 1 Ticket and 7 doctors buy all 7 tickets.. Doctors are desperately waiting for TC to come...... When TC arrives, All 7 Engineers get in one toilet SO when TC knocks , one hand comes out with the ticket and the TC goes away.... NOW on return Journey All of them don't get a direct train to PUNE. So they all decide to take a Passenger till Lonavala, as from there they can easily get a LOCAL to PUNE

SCENE 2 (MUMBAI - LONAVALA) :

Doctors decided, "this time we will prove that we too are equally SHAANE(Clever)"....All 7 Doctors take 1 Ticket, Engineers don't buy any ticket at all!!!!!.. TC arrives.... ALL DOCTORS IN ONE TOILET.ALL ENGINEERS IN THE OPPOSITE ONE.. One engineer gets out and knocks the door of Doctors toilet, One hand comes with the tickets, he takes the ticket and comes in engg Bathroom... TC DRIVES out ALL the doctors from the toilet and they are heavily fined........

SCENE 3 ( LONAVALA) :

SO now both the group are on LONAVALA station. Doctors planning their move for last chance, they board the local to Pune. This time doctors decide that they will play the same (1 ticket) trick. ALL Doctors take 1 tickets...Engineers BUY all 7 tickets this time... SO TC Comes.. All Engineers show their tickets..... & Doctors are still searching for toilet in the LOCAL train!!!!!!!!


Bill gate and the genie

Bill Gates is at the beach when he discovers a bottle in the surf.

He pulls out the cork and a Genie appears. The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 100 years. As a reward you can make a wish."

Gates thinks about it as he carries the bottle back to his beach cottage. Once there, he goes to a bookshelf, pulls out an atlas and turns to a map of the Middle East. This area has seen conflict and suffering for hundreds of years. What I wish for is peace in the Middle East.

The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?"

Bill Gates thinks and finally says, OK. The whole world hates Microsoft because we have conquered the software market and because Windows still crashes. I wish you would make everybody love us.

The Genie says, Let me see that map again.
Re: Time to laugh [message #420452 is a reply to message #418311] Sat, 29 August 2009 22:39 Go to previous message
Criselda
Messages: 6
Registered: August 2009
Junior Member
Hahaha!

I love the writer part. Smile

I would also be like him someday. Cool
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